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The Best Memes About The White House’s Cocaine-Gate

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An epic amount of hilarious memes have spurned about the cocaine found at the White House, while top officials refuse to rule out if the illicit drug belongs to Hunter.

The internet has been playing a veritable game of chess over the cocaine that was discovered in the West Wing on Sunday, which caused an brief evacuation of the White House.

The substance was discovered by the U.S. Secret Service (USSS) in a “work area” of the West Wing.

Contrary to original reports that the “dime-sized bag” was stashed in “library” of the executive residence, the federal law enforcement agency amended the location in a follow-up statement.

The baggie, which was confirmed to be cocaine in initial tests on site and at a lab it was sent to for further evaluation, was discovered in a West Wing cubby, where cell phones are stored.

While White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre insisted that the drugs could belong to numerous people as the West Wing is a “heavily traveled” area, internet and media sleuths believe all white lines point towards the first son.

Hunter, an acknowledged drug addict, had been at the White House two days before the discovery, when he joined President Joe Biden on a weekend trip to Camp David.

“Hunter Biden with the drugs in the library,” one person captioned a photo of the board game “Clue.”

“Had Cocaine Bear visited the West Wing of the White House,” someone cheekily speculated. “Better check the visitor log. Maybe under a pseudonym – Hunter Bear.”

Former President Donald Trump had multiple theories about who left the bag of drugs behind.

“Does anybody really believe that the COCAINE found in the West Wing of the White House, very close to the Oval Office, is for the use of anyone other than Hunter & Joe Biden,” he posted on Truth Social Wednesday.

He asserted that the “Fake News Media” would sweep the story under the rug, by insisting the amount of drugs found was “very small,” and wasn’t actually an illicit substance, “but rather common ground up Aspirin, & the story will vanish.”

White House spokesman Andrew Bates refused to field questions about Trump’s “pretty wild” allegations against the Biden’s, and cited a federal law that “prohibits federal employees from talking about or using federal resources for campaign purposes.”

“I don’t have a response to that, because we have to be careful about the Hatch Act,” Bates told reporters at Thursday’s briefing.

“What I will say is that I have noticed there does seem to be some increasing frustration coming from that corner in general, and I think it is probably rooted in the contrast between their substantive policy records,” he jabbed at the 45th president.

Trump seemingly out of spite offered up another suspect, Special Counsel Jack Smith, who led his classified document investigation, as Smith has not been known to frequent the White House.

“Has Deranged Jack Smith, the crazy, Trump hating Special Prosecutor, been seen in the area of the COCAINE?” he speculated anyway. “He looks like a crackhead to me!”

In a follow-up post, he suggested the Biden Administration release video footage in the area the drugs were found, and that they were covering up the culprit’s identity.

“Where are the White House SECURITY TAPES, like the ones I openly and happily gave to Deranged Jack Smith, which will quickly show where the Cocaine in the White House came from???” Trump asked.

“They already know the answer, but probably don’t like it!”

Former Border Commissioner and FBI agent Mark Morgan also believes that the White House is slow rolling the USSS’s inquiry, which he said could be completed in a half-hour.

“An investigation like this is pretty straightforward. Everybody that enters the White House is manifested,” he told the Daily Mail.

“They know who comes in, they know when they came in, they’re checked, and there are video cameras everywhere.”

Morgan claimed that he is knowledgeable about the layout of the cubbies where the substance was allegedly found, because he used them during Trump administration meetings at the White House.

However, he pointed out that the cubbies were actually lockers that required a key for entry and according to the former Border Commissioner, heavily surveilled.

Mogan said that as far as probes go, “this one’s a pretty straightforward investigation” that has “forensic evidence, controlled access, cameras, witnesses, the manifest of who actually is coming to the White House, and who’s going through those areas, and a limited time frame.”

He detailed that the investigation involves “reviewing the tapes” and interviewing people, but questioned if the White House was preventing the USSS from conducting standard procedure.

“So my question is the Secret Service saying, ‘Hey, we need to interview XYZ.’ Are they allowed to interview those people?” Morgan explained.

“Are they able to go in and pull surveillance tapes as they need?” He pondered. “Are they able to talk to the people that they would normally need to talk to for this investigation without any roadblocks?”

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